Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Bradford - Town of Lies

Place names are usually fairly descriptive, for example Hill Top Road is a road at the top of a hill; Hill Top Fisheries is a Chippy at the top of a hill; Little John's Kebab Hut is a kebab hut owned by a man called John who happens to be vertically challenged.

So, from that, what would you expect Four Lane Ends and Five Lane Ends to be? Logically it would be the point where 4/5 lanes meet, perhaps at a roundabout or at a traffic light controlled junction...? Well, you'd be wrong for thinking that! Here they are:






As you can see, Four Lane Ends would be better off called "One Lane Goes Through and Two Others End" and Five Lane Ends is clearly "Six Lane Ends"...

I wonder if it's worth starting a one-man campaign to get their names changed?

MaFt

2 comments:

Billy Allison said...

I think it was only five lanes once and they added one ... changing the name will only confuse people ... you know how us old folks are!

'you go past 12 lane ends and ... er ... 12 lanes? is that near five lane ends?'

Anonymous said...

My father used to call the junction where the A614 meets the A1 and the A57 (not too far from Worksop) "Five Lane End". That made slightly less than no sense either...