Don't ya just hate people who get in the way of scientific research? They just spoil everything! I'm not talking about the Animal Liberation Front (I'm not linking to them cos they don't deserve it) or the terrorsists who steal the corpses of relatives of people are even slightly involved in vivisection... I'm not talking about the beurocratic folk who delay the building of new research centers or the agency's that decide not to provide grants to particular research projects.
I'm talking about Bli. He won't lend me one of his shiny new kittens to test if Kittensoft bog roll really is as soft as a kitten. One day you'll realise the error of your ways when you have some bogroll that scratches your piles and then you'll wish you hadn't hindered this valuable, scientific research. Perhaps, then, you'll wish you'd lent me a kitten to save me having to travel to foreign countries to source kittens that are treated far less favourably than Ebony & Liquorice's would have been. Perhaps, then, you might just think "oww, this bloody hurts" and forget all about my maniacal 'scientific' research while I struggle to win the coveted 'IgNobel Award'...
Perhaps...
MaFt
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so, it was you sneaking around our back garden last night frightening the cats eh? .. you won't find 'em ... she hid 'em well after she read your last post ... ya nutter ...
:D
darn...
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