That'll Learn 'Im

A mate of mine, Mr-JC (not the Jesus one), works at a school in Lincoln. He's head of IT or something to do with computers anyway! He's probably having me on and he's really the bloke that goes around blowing the dust out of all the fans, but anyway I digress. The other week I got an email from Mr-JC along the lines of:

"Ey up MaFt, I love you so much and needed to remind you again of my undy..." [SNIP]

...sorry, wrong email...

"Ey up MaFt, just thought I'd warn you that if you get an email from one of my students to ignore it. I gave them your URL as an example of good web-design," [dunno which site he's looking at though] "and then realised there was stuff about me on it... whoops, I am a fool! See ya at MxPx in a couple of weeks. Love n kisses, Mr-JC"

So, time whittled on and today I got that email:

Date: Wed, 18 Jan 2006 15:21:02
From: "JAMMY-MAN, BADGER" [xxxx@xxxx.lincs.sch.uk]
To: Mail@maft.co.uk
Subject: Mr-JC

Am a pupil of Mr-JC's, and he's trying to pull a rotten stunt on me. i just wondered if you had any imbarassing photoes which i could have in order to get my own back?
If Yes please reply to xxxx@xxxx.lincs.sch.uk
Thanx!!!

This was my reply, which I BCC'd Mr-JC into as well so he knew what was going on. I may be able to have some fun with this one ;)

Date: Wed, 18 Jan 2006 16:02:35
From: MaFt
To: "JAM-BOY, FISHBREATH" [xxxx@xxxx.lincs.sch.uk]
Bcc: Mr-JC
Subject: Re: Mr-JC

I'm not doing anything until you learn how to spell.

In the mean-time check out the amazing punk-worship tracks at
http://maft.co.uk/media.htm

Cheers

MaFt

Is it wrong to lull a youngling into false hope? Ooh, the moral dilemma's I face every day... I'll keep you updated :D

MaFt