Eye Smell Nice

While getting ready for a quick pint at the pub last night I decided to use some of my lovely after shave so I would smell nice for 5 minutes before being cloaked in a covering of alcohol and smoke. All was going well - I got the lid off, I pointed it at my neck and i pressed the top down. Then I cried. Just from one eye, my right eye to be exact. I forgot to check which way it was pointing and i sprayed into my eye instead of onto my neck. I'll tell ya, it didn't half sting! I'll pay more attention next time, but surely these things should come with a big warning sign on them...

Coulda done with an eye wash...

MaFt