We've just had the Royal Family round for a bit and to celebrate their visit me and Mrs MaFt laid on a sumptuous banquet: Morrison's Oven Chips and Tesco's Thick Pork Sausages for all.
However, within minutes, old Lizzy commented that "these sausages taste funny". Mine tasted fine, but again "these sausages taste funny". Soon after young William joined in "these sausages taste funny". Mine were OK, Philip tasted some of old Lizzy's sausage (now that's fodder for The Sun) and Philip stated that her "sausage tastes just like mine".
Needless to say that old Lizzy didn't finish her meal and so I had one of her sausages. It did, indeed, "taste funny".
So, there you go, don't bother with the bags of 'approximately 20 thick pork sausages' from Tesco's, cos the Queen says they "taste funny".
MaFt
PS - names have been changed under the Data Protection Act of 1902
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you had the royals round ... musta been before we got there then cos' I never saw them :|
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